Thursday, November 20, 2008

Eating my way to a better life

Scientifically how is it possible to gain 5 pounds in less than a week for someone who can’t lose more than a pound a week?  Is there some advanced physics equation, perhaps something better than a D+ in Calculus would have helped me here. Pretty much I am eating every kind of junk available here at the office, candy, granola bars and more chocolate.  My fat pants are tight and I am wearing Spanx today to keep everything in (i.e. so I can button and zip them) , if it works for Eva Longoria its good enough for me! I am hoping being uncomfortable will be enough to keep me out of the candy. Why can’t I be one of those people who lose weight when their life is in the crapper?

4 comments:

kelly said...

I have to laugh, I was just thinking to myself..."man Kelly put down the Pepsi and the Milk Duds" as I started to read your blog...lol. You are not alone : )

Lisa Laxton said...

Well if you are fat..I am obese! So now I am depressed and I am going to eat a cheeseburger to drown my sorrows. HA!

Anonymous said...

Chocolate is definately a comfort food, but you can't possibly be overweight. Don't worry about the 5 pounds, as small as you were when I last saw you, that little bit of weight can't possibly show on you.
Nana

Anonymous said...

I lose and gain back the same 3 pounds over and over regardless of how I eat and exercise. Now I can put more on but can't take it off. I have a feeling this is as small as I'm going to be. So pass some chocolate this way. If I'm going to be a fat woman, I'm going to be a happy fat woman.