How in the hell do you talk for 6,028 minutes on your cell phone? That is over 100 hours. 25 hours a week, more 3.5 hours a day 7 days a week! I cannot comprehend how this could happen.
I opened the bill and noticed "Cinder Courtney" (as my Dad likes to refer to her) talked that many minutes. So next time you tell me how "busy" she is please refer to this blog.
I got to go I have a phone call to make.
Friday, October 26, 2007
6,028 minutes?
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I have to admit that defending Cinder Courtney can sometimes be a difficult and dangerous task, but someone has to do it so here goes. As you know minutes are charged for calls received as well as calls made. Granted it may be possible for Courtney to limit her outgoing calls but I submit that she has little control over incoming calls. At this point I am going to ask for anyone that was in Texas for Mary's Birthday weekend to step forward and respond as a witness for Courtney. I would submit that if that weekend was a fair example of what goes on all the time, you are responsible for most of those minutes. Courtney go to the store and get this or that. Courtney are you feeding the horses? Courtney go get some tables. Courtney where are Mary's shoes? The list goes on and on.
If you are going to bring up calls to Glenn let me point out the fact that Glenn and Courtney work at the plantation. As co-workers there is a necessity for telephone communication between them in order to better coordinate their respective tasks as employee's of said plantation. I submit that the minutes for these calls are the responsibility of the Plantation Owners.
If this defense does not hold up in Laxton Court my other suggestion would be for Courtney to follow the advice of Uncle Chris. Run Courtney Run.
A little note to Theresa. I know you recently gave Lucas a cell phone. Remember as they say every week on American Idol "Text Messaging Rates Will Apply".
It seems Courtney has set the performance bar pretty high, but I'm sure My Boy can compete.
I wonder if AJ and Lucas realize they can text from Arizona to Colorado and back. Maybe I should talk to them.
Three words Papa - "Nights and weekends" they are free. Which would be when all the birthday phone calls were made. Alternatively all phone calls from her father and I (the people who pay the cell phone bill) are free i.e. mobile to mobile. If her father catches wind of this (since he has never read the blog the chances are in her favor) she better run!
All I know is that even if the calls between you Cinder Courtney are free, each of those calls requires a call to a person that is a soft place to land. I think the call generally starts with, "she is driving me crazy" or "that Mammie!"
Not that I have seen that happen.... just saying. Can I get a witness!
Auntie M
As Courtney said way back in Kindergarten, "I got a lot a say!". It appears that she still just has a lot to say.
Auntie T
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